Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: ‘Survivor – Texas-Style!’ The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, then… But there’s a catch!

I dare you to debate liberals on facts, or even try to understand a Progressive. They redefine words and abandon all logic.

It snowed all night long, so the morning went like this: I made a snowman. A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. So, I made a snow woman…

The response of this (most likely fictional) mother is awesome. And it’s especially awesome because any number of Texas moms I know might say the exact same thing!

While visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super Bowl, both are box seats. He paid $2,500 per ticket, and the package includes transportation to and from the airport, dinner, and a $400 bar tab.

The Pope went on vacation to Alaska and saw a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Hillary’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt trying to escape the grasp of a grizzly bear.

The Presbyterian church, after much prayer and consideration, concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives. And then I saw this sign…

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.