Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: ‘Survivor – Texas-Style!’ The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, then… But there’s a catch!
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I dare you to debate liberals on facts, or even try to understand a Progressive. They redefine words and abandon all logic.
It snowed all night long, so the morning went like this: I made a snowman. A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. So, I made a snow woman…
Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing doesn’t mean we worship the salty sailor or even desire to be like the salty sailor.
The response of this (most likely fictional) mother is awesome. And it’s especially awesome because any number of Texas moms I know might say the exact same thing!
While visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht; the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super Bowl, both are box seats. He paid $2,500 per ticket, and the package includes transportation to and from the airport, dinner, and a $400 bar tab.
The Pope went on vacation to Alaska and saw a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Hillary’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt trying to escape the grasp of a grizzly bear.
The Presbyterian church, after much prayer and consideration, concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives. And then I saw this sign…
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.