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Survivor Texas: Will the Snowflake Contestants Live to Tell the Story?

Survivor Texas Pink Prius

By Anonymous

Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: ‘Survivor – Texas-Style!’

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, Texas, drive to Waco, then to Austin, then to San Antonio, then over to Houston, and, down to Brownsville.

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They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.

Finally, back to Dallas.

The total trip will cover approximately 2,667 miles of hot, dusty Texas.

But that’s nothing. Nada. No big deal. Oh the contestants will have to drive friendly, it’s the Texas way.

But wait. There’s more!

Now here’s the catch:

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. “I’m A Democrat”

2. “Amnesty For Illegals”

3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”

4. “Boycott Beef”

5. “I Voted For Obama”

6. ” George Strait Sucks”

7. “Re-elect Obama In 2016”

8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”

9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born”

10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”

11. “Barney Frank Is My Hero”

12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”

13. “It’s Bush’s Fault”

14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

And the last sticker is…

15. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”!!!

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins ‘Survivor Texas’!


 

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