The Pope went on vacation to Alaska and saw a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Hillary’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt trying to escape the grasp of a grizzly bear.
The Presbyterian church, after much prayer and consideration, concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives. And then I saw this sign…
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
While I was getting a coffee, I overheard seven young people (22-26 years old, five males, two females) who had been protesting in downtown Portland.
I’m sure many of you are blessed with wonderful mother-in-laws. But for those of you whose MILs are a bit “trying,” here’s a little something to make you smile!
These glorious insults are from an era “ before” the English language got boiled down to four letter words, when men (and ladies) could turn a phrase to great effect.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured…
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for rice, beans, cheese. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped. At 5, began studying and at 9, studied Latin, Greek and French…
I took down my Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged.
A little neighbor girl learns a quick $50 lesson in real life economics, the true meaning of charity and conservative values.
While American mainstream media is fixated on which words President Donald Trump did or didn’t use about a murderer driving his car into a crowd, North Korea just backed down due to Trump’s … words.