A union boss walks into a bar and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP “Make America Great Again” cap…The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.
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Partner Hillary Rodham Clinton with her philandering hubby of 43 long years, William Jefferson “I Got Cigars” Clinton, and what do you have?
Four years of liberal elitist education thoroughly transformed these Yale students into brain-dead Leftist lemmings who hung on Hillary’s every word.
Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: ‘Survivor – Texas-Style!’ The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, then… But there’s a catch!
I dare you to debate liberals on facts, or even try to understand a Progressive. They redefine words and abandon all logic.
It snowed all night long, so the morning went like this: I made a snowman. A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. So, I made a snow woman…
Sometimes God uses the no-nonsense, salty sailor to get the job done. Appreciating what the man is doing doesn’t mean we worship the salty sailor or even desire to be like the salty sailor.
The response of this (most likely fictional) mother is awesome. And it’s especially awesome because any number of Texas moms I know might say the exact same thing!
While visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
I am absolutely opposed to calling DACA recipients ‘Dreamers.’ That romanticizes what they really are: unlawful, illegal immigrants. Period.
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht; the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super Bowl, both are box seats. He paid $2,500 per ticket, and the package includes transportation to and from the airport, dinner, and a $400 bar tab.
The Pope went on vacation to Alaska and saw a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Hillary’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt trying to escape the grasp of a grizzly bear.
The Presbyterian church, after much prayer and consideration, concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives. And then I saw this sign…
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
While I was getting a coffee, I overheard seven young people (22-26 years old, five males, two females) who had been protesting in downtown Portland.
I’m sure many of you are blessed with wonderful mother-in-laws. But for those of you whose MILs are a bit “trying,” here’s a little something to make you smile!
These glorious insults are from an era “ before” the English language got boiled down to four letter words, when men (and ladies) could turn a phrase to great effect.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured…
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for rice, beans, cheese. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped. At 5, began studying and at 9, studied Latin, Greek and French…
I took down my Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged.
